You don't like people wasting your time. (If this is not the case, I can probably help you out.) My pledge to you, as the writer of this blog, is that I will not waste your time with meaningless navel-gazing blog posts. I won't publicly agonize over what color nail polish to use (don't paint it), how my ex is mistreating me (can't we all just get along), or what to eat for breakfast (coffee and croissant at Bellano). This blog is for things that matter (me me me, it's all about me). Thanks for reading.